I was just browsing a store, when I finished it.
I walked out the nearest garbage can to throw it away,
which was just outside the store.
When I walked back in, I noticed I had a shoe box in my hand..
and that I was officially a shop lifter.
First I apologized a thousand times for stealing,
then I sighed and said "Crap, I just knocked my stero-type down 10 points"
Lesson learned? Don't be dumb and walk out of a store with merchandise in your hand.
I love this a lot right now.
Ghosts- The Mighty Sequoyah