But I read this one in 24 hours. So that's cool.
It was "Is everyone hanging out without me (and other concerns)" By Mindy Kaling.
I'm convinced that we're the same human.
But I'm less hilarious. Mostly because she is a riot.
“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.
“What else should I know?
(1) There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
(2) I would like to be friends with Beyoncé Knowles.”
“A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.”
"Unfortunately, I have only dance music on my Ipod, which how I got to be such a great dancer."
"Who is this invisible anti terrorist? It's me, Mindy Kaling. I was hiding behind Cee Lo's fur coat."
“There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes”
“Future hipsters will love me ironically.”
“And when I say the Fashion Police, of course I’m speaking of the small group of screeching gay guys and fashion “experts” on that E! show led by the reanimated corpse of Joan Rivers.”
seriously the list goes on. so funny.
and if that doesn't convince you to read it?
child mindy will.
happy friday guys,
may your weekend be full of hope and wonder and joy and parties.